What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
You so far thanos had to snap 3 time s todestroy you
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap it's neck.
