Handshake jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
