Handshake jokes

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?

Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.

Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.