Handshake jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What鈥檚 the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
