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why didn't the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging

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How do rappers greet each other?

With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP

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The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging

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Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

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Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

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