Handshake jokes
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?
Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.
Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.
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I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
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True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand
you dont know what your handshake feels like