Meetup jokes

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?

Me time.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.

Not a soul in sight.

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.