Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that cheetahs are known for being fast, so they "cheat-ahs" at poker. The words sound alike, but have different meanings. Is it funny? Nah, not really, but you probably think it is.