A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
The Bar Visit
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So, this dude, right, he goes into a bar. But get this, he NEVER leaves. Like, ever. It's funny because it's not supposed to happen. Bars have doors and people usually leave them at some point, unless they are as regarded as you are. Now go away and think about what you did.