What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Behavior Jokes
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
