Behavior jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Drama queens be like: =- (
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"