Behavior jokes

Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?

Tess: No!

Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!

Tess: Oh!

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Suck my ass, guys!

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.