Behavior jokes

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah