Behavior jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.