Behavior jokes

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?

Tess: No!

Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!

Tess: Oh!

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.