Behavior jokes
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Suck my ass, guys!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.