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Chef

Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.

An illustration of a caricatured man with brown skin, a large black mustache, and a big smile showing teeth. He wears a white chef's hat and shirt with a red bow tie or scarf. He is making an 'OK' gesture with his right hand. In the top right corner is a small French flag.

Jokes

Dad

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

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    • Blackmail

    At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

    Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

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