Behavior jokes
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Bully (π): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (π‘): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Sorry, what???
Bully (π€£): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Memes
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Amelie is a meanie.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What do you call cringe?
You.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
βI guess you could say Iβm... fooling around ( β§β ΝΚβ)β
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Just shut up!