Behavior jokes
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.