Behavior jokes
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
omg
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Drama queens be like: =- (
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!