Behavior jokes

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

Why am I naughty?

Because I want to be....

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Drama queens be like: =- (

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"