Behavior jokes

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Drama queens be like: =- (

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.