Behavior jokes

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Why did the man cross the road?

Because he wanted to. :) :) :)

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Gwen, why are you so nice?

I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.

*I was actually up all night watching.*

Say "urine egger" five times fast.