Behavior jokes
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!