Behavior jokes
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.