Behavior jokes
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do emos do?
Hang.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.