Behavior jokes

Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.

My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!

Especially in bed...

Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."

Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."

Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"

Ex-girlfriend: "20!"

Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Drama queens be like: =- (

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.