Behavior jokes

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Drama queens be like: =- (

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa.

Eating sugar?

Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

Smoking? Telling lies?

Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"

Fuck all y'all hoes!

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.