Behavior jokes

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Drama queens be like: =- (

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because some kid was flossing!

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Why am I naughty?

Because I want to be....

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa.

Eating sugar?

Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

Smoking? Telling lies?

Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.