Copycat Boat Trip Riddles and Jokes and Puns, Oh My!!!11!!!1one!!eleven!!!??!?!??!

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You see, copycats copy each other. So, if one jumps, they ALL jump. That's why there are zero left. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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