Behavior jokes
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.