Behavior jokes
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."