Little Johnny's Sexcapades

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

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Listen here, you dum-dum! The joke is about Little Johnny, who is on a never ending sex spree. He bangs anything that moves, then he questions his actions and does it all over again. The punchline is that when he tries phone sex, his dick is too small. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda gross, just like your search history.

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