Copycat jokes

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.

There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.