Copycat jokes
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
