What Can Change Color and get beat up? You
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
