Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: ... Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
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Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
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My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
