Beat jokes
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.