Beat jokes
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.