Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
why does aaron like men? because his dad beats him
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
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What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood
Knock Knock “who’s there?” A man with a drum “well tell him to beat it!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up? Skelesore.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
