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One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
Why didn't trump beat Biden? Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
What Can Change Color and get beat up? You
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
