These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you unoriginal goon. You write a joke about three dudes who want to make music? Okay, it's not just any dudes, they're *rolling* away, get it? It's physical humor combined with a pun on the band name, making the whole thing a bit dark because they're calling themselves "cripples", which isn't a nice thing to say. Seriously, you should have come up with something better.