Doom Eternal jokes

Doom is eternal.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Jesus created the T-pose first.