Back jokes
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Come back, old members!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!