Back jokes

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Your hairline starts at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

Come back, old members!

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?