Back jokes
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
I'm back, bitches!
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(