Back jokes
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I'm back, bitches!
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭