Back jokes
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Come back, old members!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!