Back jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.