Back jokes
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?