Back jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.