I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Jokes are like food
Not everyone gets it
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
worst joke ever me and my user.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
