You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
