Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
i would say a 9/11 joke but it wouldnt land well
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
Jokes are like food
Not everyone gets it
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
worst joke ever me and my user.
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
