Audience Jokes

i would say a 9/11 joke but it wouldnt land well

I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".

Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.

Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To SWEEP the competition

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage

When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁

Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱

Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly

I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”

Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.

bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay

Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......

bully : u_u .......

crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!