Audience

Audience jokes

Stalin

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Shooter

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Car

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

Memes

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Kobe

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Entertainment

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡:(

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Guitarist

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

People

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πŸ˜ΆπŸ™€

Magician

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.