Audience jokes

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”

Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.