Audience jokes

Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?

Because he was cutting in line!

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Worst joke ever: me and my user.