Audience jokes
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.