Audience Jokes

Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand Up Comedy!

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray”

I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled

I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.

jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”

jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries

LOL

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres. XD

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

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What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience

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Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"