Audience jokes
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL