Audience jokes

Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand-up comedy!

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray!”

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:

Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."

Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"

Comedian: "I'm not tr-"

Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"

Comedian: "I-"

Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Joke start.

Punchline!

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Make this post have 1000 comments.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.