Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres. XD
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
play: "joke_start_3" play:"punchline_3" play:"laugh_6"
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Make this post have 1000 comments
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
Lol these jokes have been heard millions of times
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did to!
