Audience jokes

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Dark jokes are just like water.

Not everybody gets it.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:

Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."

Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"

Comedian: "I'm not tr-"

Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"

Comedian: "I-"

Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.