Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
Dark Jokes Dark jokes are just like water Not everybody get's it
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
You really can't call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die
worst joke ever me and my user.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
Jokes are like food
Not everyone gets it
