Audience

Audience Jokes

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Movie Star

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.

Difference

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Rapper

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Hitler

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Orphan

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Stand-up comedy

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

Dick

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this ๐Ÿ˜‰

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.