Audience Jokes

I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL

ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him

1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies

Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

What does a white person say when there Surrounded by black guys? "hey who turned the lights out?!"

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you