Attraction jokes

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?