Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
I always press the stop button to see you.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and youâre hot."
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Iâd still only have five cents.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, youâd be a âfine-apple.â
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
