Attraction jokes
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
I have a crush on my sister!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.