DICKstraction

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the dude's saying he's got a boner. Get it? Then he says it's 'cause you're a 'DICKstraction.' It's a play on words, see? Like 'distraction,' but with 'dick' in it 'cause, well, boners and dicks go together. You probably get distracted by shiny objects.