Attraction jokes
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
You're so hot!
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Eventually find me attractive.
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Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.