Attraction jokes
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I only trust people that like big butts.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Your mom's hot.