Attraction jokes

Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

I only trust people that like big butts.

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

Your mom's hot.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!