Attraction jokes
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I have a crush on my sister!
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I only trust people that like big butts.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Your mom's hot.