Attraction jokes

Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

I only trust people that like big butts.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

Your mom's hot.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.