Attitude jokes
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Being mean.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.