Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Being mean.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
