Attitude jokes

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.

I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

I'm a joke supremacist.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

You are all fucking disgusting!

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

Have you ever tried anal bleaching?

It really helps assholes lighten up.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Me and the boys are cool.

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

All y'all weird af.