Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Amelie is a meanie.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
