So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Putin, that greedy guy, bails with a parachute, right? Biden's all noble, telling Zelensky to save himself. But plot twist! Turns out Zelensky didn't even need the parachute 'cause his massive steel balls weighed down the plane, saving Biden. LOL. I bet you thought Biden was the hero, didn't you? You probably think the earth is flat, too.
Death&Decay
Why the fuck would Biden and Zelensky be on a plane with pootin? lmfao. Anonymous kid you make absolutely no sense. This is not even a fucking dark joke either.
Shadow
His joke is in the Dumbness category. So it makes sense.