when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf.....s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Oh Sh**! I'm late for y interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
Old.mother riley, had a fat cow.. she milked it and milked it but didnt know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits.. old mother riley was covered in sh!t💩
