Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Being mean.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Me and the boys are cool.
