Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
I dislike the UK with a great taste
America and UK are a joke
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
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Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
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Why did uk want northen ireland for more s***
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The UK is a joke. I want to leave asap
