After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Art more like fart hahahahhahahahahahhah
They laughed at my crayon drawing. So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What do you call a fish in a bowl.... fish bowl art at art art
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
