Art jokes
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
Purple.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.