Art

Art Jokes

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.