You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
when you fail art school
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
