What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
when you fail art school
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Art more like fart hahahahhahahahahahhah
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
They laughed at my crayon drawing. So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What do you call a fish in a bowl.... fish bowl art at art art
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
