Art jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.