Ares jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Dams are dam strange.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
You're mum.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."