Ares Jokes

Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?

Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.

Why are orphans bad at baseball

Because they can’t find home base

why are orphans so bad at baseball because they don't know where home is

Why don’t asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s”

Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread

When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?

How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

Are you going to jump? can I jump with you

why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions