Ares jokes

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

What did the pirate say to Argon?

Ar!

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

These jokes are all crap.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.