My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Ares Jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
These jokes are all crap.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
