Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
POV: when there are no good shows on tv be like???
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
A song about yellow and blue beans.
Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!
Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.