Ares Jokes

Son

Chet Hedgens

Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!

INS

Not C-Nazi

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Keep

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Trash

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?

Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

People

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why are orphans bad at baseball

Because they can’t find home base

Orphan

Anonymous

why are orphans so bad at baseball because they don't know where home is

Expectation

Anonymous

Why don’t asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s”

Oven

Anonymous

When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready

Jesus

Joseph Stalin

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Dark Humor

Someone

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

Depression

Mean guy

Are you going to jump? can I jump with you

Orphan

Mean guy

why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions