Ares jokes

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

You are emo.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D