Ares Jokes

School

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Gun

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

Orphan

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Bullet

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

School

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

Relish

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

School shooting

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

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