Ares jokes
I鈥檓 gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
These jokes are all crap.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.