Ares jokes

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

Dams are dam strange.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”