Ares jokes
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Gwen, are you there?
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."