Ares jokes

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Jokes are rather funny.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”