Ares jokes

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Where are crackheads from?

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