Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
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Alright listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is funny because it uses dark humor to make a connection between the 9/11 tragedy and the speed of reading. The joke suggests that the victims of 9/11, who fell from very tall buildings, are now the fastest readers because they went through 100 stories (floors) in just 7 seconds. See, it ain't rocket science!